Updates and Rare Candies

I haven't updated in a while since I wasn't sure if people were still reading this, but as it turns out they are. Trainers nationwide have written to me exclaiming that their Pokemon don't sleep in their Pokeballs without a Diglettden story to hold them over for the night. Well, I'm here to tell you that I've been battling and I've only gotten stronger.

However, unlike the happening party that Squirtle and Bulbasaur are raging apart at, my life has been a dispersing and lonely after-party. All I want to do is take a young Lass out for a Lemonade at the Dept. Store, and I'm getting none of it. Fuck you. Your Pokemon are weak anyway.