I've never come across so many women completely uninterested by the idea of going on a date. I've had my Pokemon show up to their door (as seen above), make hearts with their vines (Bulbasaur), and translate "Will you go out with me?" into Farfetch'd. Nothing works. It can't be that the Pokemon gesture isn't cute enough, because c'mon. Maybe I need to assemble a killer team and finally go for the Elite 4. I hear Lance got an extreme amount of female with all of his cool dragon Pokemon and a devil-may-care attitude. PS, I like when people tell me they read my blog.
I READ YOUR BLOG! PLEASE SEND HIM OVER TO GIVE ME FLOWERS ASAP!
ReplyDeleteI like your blog. I would set you up on a date if I knew more available ladies up to Brandan Pierce par. Let's go cruisin' at the next Magic tournament.
ReplyDeleteshes pretty take her up on it you goddamn pokemaniac!
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