And the award for biggest environmental disaster goes to...

Octillery! In a recent explosion, all Octillery are starting their periods and it is causing a massive oil concentration in the Gulf of Mexico. Gas stations everywhere are frantically looking for ways to extract the oil from the water and use it to power the current Ponyta-less carriages. The only natural solution to be to capture the Octillery. So if you have some spare Lure/Net/Ultra-balls you should head to the Gulf for a Safari-esque capturing party.

On a more serious note, the fact that it has taken the general public this long to get pissed about oil leaking is beyond me. "America: The Land Where We Blow Shit Off Until it Becomes A Problem."

On a lighter note, Pidgey.