DON'T GET SMOOTHIES. ESPECIALLY TWO. You are a joke, Mr. "I'll take Two Smoothies." Just like Doduo is the joke of all the flying pokemon. Only a Doduo is awful enough to order two smoothies. Different flavors. Different heads. Stupid asses.
I really hope you never had a Doduo. The fucking worst flyer. IT DOESNT FLY AND IT IS NOT AS COOL AS AN OSTRICH!