PokePolitics: Republican Canidates

The above are some key points on how the upcoming Republican candidates could effect your life as a Pokemon Trainer. Heed this information, Trainers! Me? I'd rather move to another country than have any of these twerps. What the name of the Digimon world? Like, Super-Techno Galaxy Town or something? Don't get in the way of me and my Jynx on Jynx battles and we'll be just fine.

Notice: In an effort to make myself post more often, I've decided to split the week up into types of stories. The Tuesday column titled "Pokepolitics" will have to do with current events in the Pokemon World. Monday's will be dedicated to